Worst Jokes Ever

What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"

What does the cell ride to work?

A vesicle.

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

I would too if my name was Braille.

Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.

Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?

Because he was dead.

Hoe?

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😡): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.

You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

Alya and freshfry talking.

What is an orphan's least favorite store?

Home Depot.

What is the difference between me and a retard?

At least I have chromosomes.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

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