Worst Jokes Ever
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
Jake Paul's life:
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
No. Eat my butt!