Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Good morning? Goodbye!
Die.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.