Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
9/11.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?