Worst Jokes Ever
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!