Worst Jokes Ever
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"