Worst Jokes Ever

When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.

Ya mums, ya dad.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,

he went to Ja-mall.

Pinto?

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

I wank over Rose Watson.

Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!

Lorne Armstrong

You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!

I shit on your furniture.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."

So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?

Quack!

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

'Cause she will let it go.

JAJAJA

What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.