Worst Jokes Ever

Rajdeep

Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?

Scissors beat paper.

What kind of pillow makes sounds?

"Fuck the school, fuck it!"

What's the difference between Axne and a priest??

One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause there was a crack!

Whoever took my dildo,

I hope you're having a good time.

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

What goes after the butt?

The POST-erior.

Your website.

What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

kanker

Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.

Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.