Worst Jokes Ever
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
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"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Fat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
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What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
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Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Two nuns in a bath.
I suck dick.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"