Worst Jokes Ever
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Baby 🍼
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Yee.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
Your mum's got big tits.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?