Worst Jokes Ever
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
Orphans are cool.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
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Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!
1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
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What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Amogus.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
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How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.