Worst Jokes Ever
Richmond
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
keligh?
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Ghanshyam.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What is magic?
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.