Worst Jokes Ever
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
MooMooMooMoo
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Fuck u!
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Your mom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!