Worst Jokes Ever
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.