Worst Jokes Ever
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What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Gay shit.
Monky.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...