Worst Jokes Ever
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
9/11.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!