Worst Jokes Ever

Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.

Fuck all reading this.

You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?

Leg day.

Chomp!

I have breakfast with my boys.

Weenis long.

There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"

What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?

"You're under a vest."

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

Answer: The table part.

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

Couy.

Kaden wants to have sex with you.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.