Worst Jokes Ever
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
Your life is the joke.
Hi! I’m going back home.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Hola.
Find Jaiden.
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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.
Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.
Why does the Sun go to school?
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.