Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
Tyson?
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Meow meow meow meow :p
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Your mom.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Your joke: you.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Ya mums, ya dad.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Pinto?