Worst Jokes Ever
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
hg is cool.
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.
This isn't a joke.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.