Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's something yellow and cannot swim?

A bus full of children.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

Also, not love everyone.

What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.

If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?

Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.

What do you call a man with rubber toes??

Roberto

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"

What did the bus say to the mail?

Dog.

What is so annoying? A younger sister.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

What do you call a bar run by Gungans?

Jar Jar Drinks.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!