Worst Jokes Ever
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Yee.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)