Worst Jokes Ever
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Peter B is homogay.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Ya nan!
Beau is gay.
Realger.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.