Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum's got big tits.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Your mom gay.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?