Worst Jokes Ever
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
Abortion is not a joke.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
Cancer?
Cancer
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.
What do you call a retard?
You want to hear a joke? You......
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.