Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Fat.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Quit making jokes about me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
I love jokes about buses.