Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Old ladies are non existent.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."