Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Dumb.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.