Worst Jokes Ever
My wiener's small.
My pee pee fell off.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
The cat said hi.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
My name.
Ouch!
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!