How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
joko
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
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Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
Kade
Jak
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Gamemaster10
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
