Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
I lost my bag. :(
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Porn *sex noises*
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
I have a trombone.
Despacito.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Ur mum homo.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!