Worst Jokes Ever
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Joe Mama!
Hello, America!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"