Worst Jokes Ever
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Tate
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Ethan
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Poop.
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.