Worst Jokes Ever
bröd
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
Guns control.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
kanker
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
priyanka
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.