Worst Jokes Ever

Glue is sticky.

hahahahahhhahaha

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.

What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"

My mom is gay.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?

..... She had cancer.... ;)

Shaenaya likes goat dick.

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.

3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.

The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂

Yan nan ate my salty penis.

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

Howard Stern rules, b*tches!

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.

Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)

What do you call a pizza?

Anthony Cahill's face!

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.