Worst Jokes Ever
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Telling jokes is snow problem.
The joke is me.
No. Eat my butt!
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Fuck all reading this.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Chomp!
I have breakfast with my boys.
Weenis long.
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.