Worst Jokes Ever

If you read this, your life is a joke.

What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).

What do you call a dead human?

A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."

Are we supposed to submit jokes?

This website.

Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?

Cancer?

Cancer

What do you call a three-humped camel?

Pregnant.

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

Abortion is not a joke.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

I like my cigars like I like my women:

Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven eight (ate) nine.

What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?

Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

My name.

Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a retard?

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

You want to hear a joke? You......

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