Worst Jokes Ever
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
My life #freemymanrkelly
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
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JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
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The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.