Worst Jokes Ever
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
A bass drum is the boss.
Hi.
Hi.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Hi? Bye.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.