Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.