Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Ahhhhhhh!
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."