Worst Jokes Ever
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Ahhhhhhh!
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Your website.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
My life </3 XD :'(
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
My friend's life.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.