Worst Jokes Ever
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What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why is Earth flat?
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Anime cats.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Hey, what's up?
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Yan nan ate my salty penis.