Worst Jokes Ever
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
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priyanka
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
weixian
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Guns control.