Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
hg is cool.
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Realger.
Iβm autistic, and I donβt approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Man's got that big bati, you know.