Worst Jokes Ever

Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

Find Jaiden.

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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.

Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.

Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?

A: Open up its little legs.

Hi! I’m going back home.

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

Your life is the joke.

Hola.

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

What's an old man's favorite food?

Wrinkled onions.

Why does the Sun go to school?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!

"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.

"What is it?" said George Sink.

"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.