Worst Jokes Ever
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Your mom is a mom!
I'm not gay, dick.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
How long is it?
What?
What is the address?
What is yellow?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Terrance M.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.