Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Telling jokes is snow problem.
No. Eat my butt!
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Chomp!
I have breakfast with my boys.
Weenis long.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Bra eat E.T.?
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Fuck all reading this.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.