Worst Jokes Ever
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
He lost Wifi connection...
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
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Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Khalil Abubakar
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Y'all is ugly!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.