Worst Jokes Ever
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Arden is so fat!
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Speed.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.