Worst Jokes Ever
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
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The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Oof, you're gay!
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!