Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
You can’t land on Uranus XD
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
When red do be sus, though.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
"Among Us" tea water.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.