Worst Jokes Ever
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Anal.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
How are you?
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
befhwnwbnwnbenwbenw.
Mum is the best!
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
What is a car?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!