Worst Jokes Ever
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
If you like it, please commit down.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
I like pie.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Bomb goes Uno.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.