Worst Jokes Ever
Today was like every other day. It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary. I fear these feelings will never end. I’ll always feel so dark, feel so hopeless. Sometimes all I want is for it to end. For all of it to end, for all of my thoughts to end. I despise the way that always comes to mind. But I feel so lost, feel so hopeless. If something would just work. But nothing has worked. Nothing can fix this. These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better.
Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green! I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"I love you with all my heart."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Is anyone gay?
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
You are family.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"