Worst Jokes Ever
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How do you make Holy Water?
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Dnebdoctor?
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...