Worst Jokes Ever
Ines.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
The joke is missing. Please provide the joke text.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Milk is that the Uganda way?
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
Chupa mi polla.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.