Worst Jokes Ever

The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.

It was tense!

Hi boo!

"Igma is my balls."

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

What is a redneck's favorite color?

Blue.

Baal jharne ke upay?

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

What picture is that?

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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Why did you say not to?

Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

Cock.

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

Why is something orphans can never say?

"Let's go home."

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

This joke is so dark, I need life.

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.