Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Bill, that's racist!
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite!
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: I hate your hair color, though.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch!
Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"