Worst Jokes Ever
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
My life </3 XD :'(
My friend's life.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
bröd
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
Guns control.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!