Worst Jokes Ever
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Soy un chacho.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Ass.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Hi.
Hi.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.