Worst Jokes Ever
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
My horrible life.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Your life.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."
I suck big weiner.
Oliver Savage's life.
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?