Worst Jokes Ever
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"