Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What's better than poo?
Bill Cosplay
Kill yourself, hoes!
Please don't kill [me].
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
louie
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.