Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Old ladies are non existent.