Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
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Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
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Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
I like pie.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.