Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
What does your head come out of... your brain?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Tis the season to be spooky.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."