Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
I lost my bag. :(
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Porn *sex noises*
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Despacito.
I have a trombone.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
I sucked your mom's anus.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Ur mum homo.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"