Worst Jokes Ever
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
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Hey, what's up?
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
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Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!