Worst Jokes Ever
I'm a joke supremacist.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
10+10
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Hi, I like food.