Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Yeah yeah.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
No joking.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.