Worst Jokes Ever
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
No.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.