Worst Jokes Ever

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"Me fa so?"

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Why can’t the blind man see?

He just can’t see. 🫤

Having a stroke?

Stop it!

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"

"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."

"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"

"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?

Shut up and comb your face.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."