Worst Jokes Ever
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
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What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
My mom is gay.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Super Boy from Korea.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Anime cats.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Why is Earth flat?
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.