Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.

Trashy pig woman: Why?

Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.