Worst Jokes Ever
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.