Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Kill yourself, hoes!
Please don't kill [me].
What's better than poo?
Bill Cosplay
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Angus' love life.
No, you!
louie
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks, "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?"
The mom replies with, "We are playing house. We'll let you play when you're older," the dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny, who was, ironically, Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older."
After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother," his dad said.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Ur mom.
Penis.