Worst Jokes Ever
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
My classmates?
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Tides right?
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.