Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Why canβt Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
F1, F2, F3, do you know whatβs after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why didnβt the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.