Worst Jokes Ever
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
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These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.