Worst Jokes Ever

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

A ball hit me in the vagina.

Ur dad is mad.

This is American politics that is not true.

When a man loses his testosterone,

Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?

Boggy

I'm autistic.

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Down syndrome sucks!

Why did the ass start a gardening service?

It was great at dropping SEEDS.

Why do asscheeks make great friends?

They always stick together!

Why did the ass go to therapy?

It couldn't deal with all the crap.

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.