Worst Jokes Ever
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Tis the season to be spooky.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
What do you call a fish with no neck?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂