Worst Jokes Ever
What is your favorite time of day?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
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What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Microwave.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.