Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
One word. Creeper.
SEX
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Joe.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
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