Worst Jokes Ever
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Your hairline goes back to China.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.