Worst Jokes Ever
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Game of Thrones season 8.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is playing with you?
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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Sub to Pwediepie!
Eed?
Hi, how are you today?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.