Worst Jokes Ever
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?