Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Taig
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"