Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is playing with you?
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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Sub to Pwediepie!
Eed?
Hi, how are you today?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
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Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.