Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Uff.
Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Wassup? (DYM 109)
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"
The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"
And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"
The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"
Johnny replied with, "OK."
Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"