Worst Jokes Ever
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? ๐
Why canโt fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
The phrase โMuslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they canโt even expose their legsโ has two meanings.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. โค๏ธ
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.