Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I miss my wife, Tails.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Ya momma is sus.