Worst Jokes Ever
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.