Worst Jokes Ever

Black dog is gay.

U were accidental.

What itches a lot?

Syphilis.

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

What do you call a communist?

Braxton.

What’s black and rings the doorbell?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

When a man loses his testosterone,

Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?

Boggy

This is American politics that is not true.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says mo mo.

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says maa maaa.

Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."

Ur dad is mad.

A ball hit me in the vagina.

My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?

The South.

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

I'm autistic.