Worst Jokes Ever
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
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What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Heyyyy sistas!
James Dalton.
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What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.