Worst Jokes Ever

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Uranus spins on its side.

What's wrong with my friend?

He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.

I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

What's a cow's favorite war?

World War Moo.

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?

Ben or Chris?

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

Girls are whores.

Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.