Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
My abortion.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Wat?
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"
Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."