Worst Jokes Ever
"Fuck me, Jarry."
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"