Worst Jokes Ever
What can orphans not do in school?
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!