Worst Jokes Ever
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Quiz: Turn what for what?
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
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Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
I think you're eggcellent!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
My mum.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Lee Bryan
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Germany is...
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.