Worst Jokes Ever
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
You guys are idiots!
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.