Worst Jokes Ever
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Your momma!
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.