Worst Jokes Ever
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Cuddle with you.🙂
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
You're gay!
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.