Worst Jokes Ever
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Trump.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.