Worst Jokes Ever
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
My name has "anus" in it.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is playing with you?
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
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