Worst Jokes Ever
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Boy, you gay?
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.