Worst Jokes Ever

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead.

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

With a degree!

You guys are cow-medians!

So funny!

What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?

Bye-son.

Buccellati

Which Pokemon listens to Aha?

Takemeon.

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

ABBaS.

Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?

Dad: Because you were made there.

Mum: We haven't been to Canada.

Dad: Hol' up a minute.

Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.

Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

How do you count cows?

With a cowculator.