Worst Jokes Ever
Haha, you're gay!
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
ABBaS.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Drawned.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Allahu Akbar.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!