Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
You are the joke.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Your family.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
God.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.