Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Octopussy.
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Send toe pics lol :)
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.