Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Haha
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”