Worst Jokes Ever
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
"Baaad boy."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
Gay air.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Love? Is impossible.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.