Worst Jokes Ever

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!

"Yah, I do!"

Oh yeah? What is it?

"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"

That’s breathing, Jim.

"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"

"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlost.

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)

Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)

What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"

It is morning.

What is yellow? The sun ☀️.

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!

Butt cracks.

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."

I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."