Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
My name has "anus" in it.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.