Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Connor Davison
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!