Worst Jokes Ever
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
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Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.