Worst Jokes Ever
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
I fucked your girl.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”