Worst Jokes Ever
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Wait, that's me.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Hello there!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."