Worst Jokes Ever

Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!

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Top ten dog breeds:

10. Dogs

9. Are

8. Beautiful

7. Animals

6. And

5. Judgement

3. Is

2. Cruel

1. Dachshund

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?

Nose-less.

I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

Reeeeeeeeeeee!

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"

Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

- Fsh.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition or addictionary.

Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.

He'd break if he did.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

What did the house wear to the party? A dress.

Small People.