Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Booooooooooooo!
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?