Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
I got no joke.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.