Worst Jokes Ever
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.