Worst Jokes Ever
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
Ur fat.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.