Worst Jokes Ever
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.