Worst Jokes Ever
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
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Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
My dad left me.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.