Worst Jokes Ever
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Pacman 200 balls
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.