Worst Jokes Ever
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
gamer
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.