Worst Jokes Ever
Davin is a pedo.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Fucking Windows updates!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.