Worst Jokes Ever
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
God bless the shooting that happened.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."