Worst Jokes Ever
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.