Worst Jokes Ever
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
ABBaS.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Fucking Fruit!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Gay air.
"Baaad boy."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"