Worst Jokes Ever
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
LYNXXXXXXX!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”