Worst Jokes Ever
I love not much.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Love? Is impossible.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"