Worst Jokes Ever
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
How do you poop?
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Suck my ass, guys!
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.