Worst Jokes Ever
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
My dick itches.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
I got no joke.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.