Worst Jokes Ever
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Oliver Savagê.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
My will to live.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.