Worst Jokes Ever

People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.

What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?

Beefthoven!

What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.

But if you're vegan, you call him food.

If you're poor, you eat the skin.

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?

Oof, mitosis!

The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

Hi, I’m gay.

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starts, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus, you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?

The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.

What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush, but don't look down.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abajo.

Abajo who?

I have abajo of water with me.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"