Worst Jokes Ever
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!