Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!