Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Gegebehhhhh!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Hi UwU!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Davin is a pedo.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.