Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
My dick itches.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
I got no joke.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
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Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”